Thursday, November 05, 2009

Intermission

1. The Buddha walked into a pizza place and said, "Make me one with everything."

2. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in corners?
Because he has no attachments.

3. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Because he felt his presents.

4. An ethics question: If you cloned yourself, then took the clone up to the top of a tall building, stripped it, and pushed it off, would it be
a. Murder?
b. Suicide?
or c. Just another obscene clone fall?

2 comments:

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

The word verification is "couth".
Are they trying to tell you something?

J.A.P.

progga said...

JAP: Just that they like these little intermissions. Why - were you implying something else?!